I’ve not said that to anyone in a while, nor have many said it to me. Why? Because we are already caught up! I mean we are constantly caught up.
Now that most of my friends past and present have joined Twitter, FaceBook, LinkedIn, and the like, I now know EVERY little thing they are doing each and every day. I even know things like which zodiac signs they are most compatible with, and what their current favorite movies are. I don’t even have to ask.
Jesse wishing she could Tweet what's on her mind.
Our dog, Jesse the Social Media Super Dog, can’t Tweet. This is a shame, because it would be really helpful. If she could, say press a red button on some kind of console, and the result would be “Jesse is hungry” on her Twitter account, I’d never have to guess again. A console with a bunch of buttons would be cool. What would happen if I sent her an @ reply that dinner will be late tonight? Would she press the yellow button that Tweets “Jesse is mad at dad?” What about a purple button that would Tweet “There’s a burglar in the house, and I just licked his face to let him know how much I love humans!” Anyone out there want to do an experiment?
Jesse does have a Twitter account, though I’m the red, yellow and purple buttons for now. http://twitter.com/jessesuperdog Jess is also in training on our software product, Scate Ignite, so that she can create some online tutorials. Her first one will show other dogs how to excavate the soil around the base of a bush, and how to effectively dislodge the bush from the ground one root at a time.
Now if I could just get my parents to update FaceBook more often, or better yet, get a Twitter account, I wouldn’t have to drive all the way over there so often. Just kidding Mom and Dad.
Filed under: Ignite, Jesse, Opinion | Tagged: Jesse, Social Media Super Dog, Twitter Dog
